Recently I’ve become glued to the television when Man vs. Wild is on. Has anyone else seen this show? He’s McGyver on steroids, and is legitimately doing this stuff. Unbelievable. In the last two weeks I’ve watched him eat maggots, willingly break through a frozen pond to show you, the viewer, how to escape, and most recently he drank his own urine. Incredible.

The man, whose name is Bear (totally awesome), does have an enormous penis. I’ve seen him catch salmon in an Alaskan stream with a sharpened stick and bite into it raw. I’ve also been hooked on Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, and Ice Road Truckers. That was until this week when I joined Matt by starting on the Vagina Patrol at the hospital.