The Greatest Show…ever
Recently I’ve become glued to the television when Man vs. Wild is on. Has anyone else seen this show? He’s McGyver on steroids, and is legitimately doing this stuff. Unbelievable. In the last two weeks I’ve watched him eat maggots, willingly break through a frozen pond to show you, the viewer, how to escape, and most recently he drank his own urine. Incredible.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
from: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Stereo douchetonic
What more can be said about a choice double dip in the DNA clouded waters of the douche pool than tripping the light fantastic with these two choadbaggers sandwiching Sweet Polly Purebread?
And if that last sentence barely made sense, you should hear me try to talk after I’ve boiled up the Stereo Lobsters for dinner and cuddled in the warm, loving embrace of Volley Ball Playing Hott’s collection of Care Bears.
She is delightfully pure and innocent. Sweet and wholesome. In frozen pixaleted perfection, she is smeared on both sides by uber-douchosity.
The rage factor is high in this one. And as we know, the ultimate litmus test, more than any checklist or corporeal manifestation, is the affect of rage created by hottie/douchey juxtaposition. This one’s a worthy finalist indeed.
Quote of the Day
“I responded to his comment with my right hand,” Alabama Republican Senator Charles Bishop, after punching Democratic Senator Lowell Barron in the head on the floor of the Alabama senate chamber.
